colin kuharich

colin kuharich is the coolest 8 year old in the entire world. he is the best dodgeball player, and enjoys throwing baseballs at his brothers friends after a minute of standing still and breathing heavily. he also likes getting launched by cade in epic minigames and jump roping as loud as possible

everyone at school: “colin kuharich is the coolest 8 year old ever and hes so good at dodgeball and hes so good at jump roping”
colin: “yes”

by MrMcnettsDirtySocks July 30, 2022

Colin

A Colin is a good boy. He has much funny when he isnt spewing shit. He has daddy issues. Double daddy issues. He seems to be a player. But really he’s just insecure. What’s the opposite of big dick energy cause he has it. His esteem is lower than his iq. What a lad!

Ex: You see that sad man over there flirting with minorities? That must be a Colin

by The yet boi September 10, 2019

Colin Merriott

A greasy slug who masturbates often and plays fortnut

Colin Merriott diddled the kid.

by Bimbo brown November 7, 2019

Colin

A young sexy ass mutha fucka who loves dudes and especially ones named Aaron and hates people named preston

Preston: have a nice day
Colin: shut the fuck up 4-parents
Aaron: fuck you colin
Colin: fuck me now

by Menlovingpenissucker November 23, 2021

Colin

A man who wants to disappear who wants to be happy but doesn't deserve it bc he feels lonely and has to accept it he feels unwanted

Colin means to have disappeared for good

by Cursedknightofohio February 2, 2023

Colin

he is a really good boyfriend but he will also not stop watching basketball. and he is usually really shy.

“omg is that?”

“ya”
“he’s really shy”
“i know”
Colin: really good boyfriend

by Colin Ootz March 16, 2020

Colin

The under age teen who makes out with the local milfs and gets invited to their house when their husbands aren’t home

“Omg is that Colin making out with a mom”

by Colin Payne November 14, 2021