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Christopher Columbus Effect

(noun)

1. When a player’s enjoyment of a survival or exploration game is ruined because someone else discovered or built something first. It’s not about competition—it’s about the emotional need to feel like the first to explore it themselves.
“Bro, I wanted to find that cave myself—total Christopher Columbus Effect.”
by TheBigAhh June 8, 2025
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Christopher

A Christopher is a person you would want to be best friends with, he’ll treat you like a little sister /brother and he is pretty hot,seems obnoxious when u don’t know him but he is actually one of the most caring people and one of the most important people in your life,listens to all your problems, and there’s a deeper connection.. and the more you guys text he becomes more inresistable and you miss him the second he Dosent text making you worried,and he finds you cute and secretly wants a relationship with you but Is to scared to tell you..... he also has a funny personality and is kinda a freak 😏😉
Christopher why do you hang out with me if I’m ugly.. “ what are you. Talking about you are really cute and I really like being with you”
by Raerae_<3 July 31, 2018
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Christopher

an ass but hes cool ig
"christophers such an ass"
but hes kinda cool...
by rosevv August 22, 2022
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Christopher

Buy Chris for $32.95 and he comes with 9 color options. No returns and he smells like cheeks.
Christopher is so damn expensive
by Hsisjbekansjdibdhd November 10, 2025
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christopher

the best man ever

the smartest guy you'll meet
omg is that christopher
omg omg omg omg omg it is
by 1414144141 October 3, 2018
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christopher john mcpherson

A good-looking idiot that does stupid jetty jumps to impress girls and breaks both feet ending up in a wheelchair. Is a loyal honest idiot has a sexy mullet and smokes crack....
Did u see that guy with the sexy mullet jump off the jetty and fuck both feet?? It looks like Christopher John McPherson!
by McPherson January 15, 2025
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