you never change horse in mid term

Term Batterivatten uses when he does not have a qucik comeback

Person nr 1 - Hey You Know What They Say Batterivatten, You Can Not Teach an Old Dog New Tricks

Batterivatten - Yes, You Never Change Horse In Mid Term

by Lord Moridin July 2, 2009

Chinese Eye Changer

The act of coating ones fingers with copious amounts of tabasco sauce and then secretly and surreptitiously inserting them into your asian lover's anus.

Yuki wanted Brian to take her back to his apartment for wild sex. She turned around, with her back facing Brian, in order to get into position. All of a sudden her eyes got completely wide as she felt a sharp burning sensation inside her buttocks. She turned around to find a deviant Brian smiling devilishly at her. Little did she know that Brian had craftily administered and executed the perfect Chinese Eye Changer.

by magnumdefense January 28, 2013

Changed

Ultra bad game full of cringe full of hate full of unholy beings full of trash

Changed is bad as hell

by That Memer 69420 monke January 11, 2021

sex change

A skateboarding trick where you do a kickflip and spin your body 180 degrees landing switch.

I did an awesome sex change last week.

by ryan_klos November 25, 2006

oil change

First you get on one of the carts you use to go under a car. You roll under your girl when shes on her period, heavy flow. You take out the old tampon and if blood gets on you thats ok your doing your job right. Clean her up, put in a new tampon, roll out from under her and give her a thumbs up.

Aaron gave his girl a great oil change last weekend.

by STURDYDIRTY09 July 4, 2009

Chine-fucking-uh

A sarcastic phrase used to describe where nearly all consumer products in the U.S.A. anymore are made. Where corporate assholes are taking the good jobs to because they practice the gulag labor system there and don't follow the standards for safe work conditions, environmental protection, human rights or decent wages for the workers.

Jack and Diane look at a CD boombox in an electronics store. Jack looks at a box sitting on a shelf. Diane asks, "Where is it from, dear? Our last boombox was made in Japan and it lasted about 20 years". Jack reads off the words at the lower left corner, "Honey, it says "made in Chine-fucking-uh." Diane says, "That means it was made in a gulag where quantity is emphasized over quality, so it's probably a piece of shit". Jack says, "Since those politicians have been kissing the Chinese government's asses almost everything here comes from China. We might as well get this hunk of junk anyway".

by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 20, 2007

Chince

(v) 1. To do or make something cheaply or with cheap components. 2. The act of cheapening a production.

And don't chince on that pizza bro, do me right with the cheese and toppings!

by mmaaaxx July 12, 2010