golly sgt. carter

Noun. Gomer Pyle’s main catchphrase

Pyle! Did you close the car door!? Golly Sgt. Carter I sure did. Really?.. Then why is it open?!

by B-rizzle November 26, 2018

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charter spectrum

The absolute worst. Spend your money on literally any other ISP. Constant service interruptions and terrible connection speed.

"I'd really like to check my email, it's too bad I have charter spectrum..."

by dmttruthserum May 15, 2016

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Cart Shart

To leak fecal matter or full on defecate oneself while performing one or more cartwheels.

Connie was well on her way to earning a first place at her gymnastics competition when in the middle of her routine, she did a Cart Shart and it cost her the entire routine as well as a new leotard.

by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015

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carthage ny

Carthage is one of the worst schools ive been too. Everyone there either is a dickhead or sucks dickheads. All the girls are hoes/whores and all the guys are gay

Male 1: hey have you seen Theresa lately she looks sick.
Man 2:yeah because she been sucking some dickheads dick.

Man 1: really?
Man 2: yeah man its carthage ny what do you expect for here

by Juanthejuanandonly April 6, 2017

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kroger cart tan

"Farmer's tan"
Tan one obtains from being outside pushing carts at Kroger. The tan is everywhere that the Kroger uniform is not.

After a long day at work, Jane comes home and strips down to see that the only tan parts of her body are her calves, face, neck and forearms.
Jack: Shyyt, Jane, you have a Kroger Cart Tan!
Jane: I know, Jack, it makes me feel so... sexy. I love having only my lower limbs tanned.

by Maria Lehner September 20, 2008

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