Chad

A person who is fat and short but also has a small penis

Look at Kyle over there he's such a chad

by Hfrtcrt October 1, 2017

Chad

A fatass piece of shit that is annoying and will never pass the seventh grade

Chad is annoying and retarded

by Doofus peepee August 27, 2019

Texas A&M University Corps of Cadets

Highly regarded military college in Texas.

The Corps of Cadets Vision:
To be the premier college undergraduate leadership development program in the United States. The Corps of Cadets will be a widely recognized leader in the study and application of effective leadership, the commissioning of the most outstanding officers in the nation from all three of the military service Reserve Officer Training Corps programs, and the graduation of productive young leaders who are actively sought for their character, skills, and leadership abilities by all sectors of American society.

Cadets from Texas A&M University Corps of Cadets represent excellence in every way.

by Andrew January 11, 2004

Chad

That big fat guy who is a racist, but is too weird to join the KKK, and tries to make one of his own. Usually goes to McDonald's and orders the Cheese N' Egger, even if there is a black man serving him, or if the menu does not have that as an option anymore. Still lives with his mom, and tried to have sex with his dog, Banger.

Dude, why is Chad so stupid? They do not serve Cheese N' Eggers at McDonald's anymore!! What a racist, fat fuck.

by John Wick 12321 December 11, 2019

Chad

(Adjective) Describes a particularly homosexual looking person or action
(Verb) An action or movement that is typical for a homosexual to fulfill

(Adjective) That bitch looks like a Chad with round frame glasses
(Verb) Don't pull a chad bro, we need the straightest guys we got to face the furrys

by Suhm_Gurl December 18, 2018

Chad

a shrimpy little perverted twig. quite the ugly hag. never talk to this fruit he is such a bean. you might go into a coma if you even look at him.

Blake: EW LOOK AT THAT HIDEOUS THING
Kellers: IT RESEMBLES A RAPIST.
Blake: IT HAS TO BE A CHAD!

by helen kellers et abberdeen December 2, 2011

Cade

The best fucking person I have ever met. He is so kind, loyal, humble and just overall the best fucking person you might ever get the pleasure of meeting. He's very tall, tanned and very good looking. Very good looking, he has big, hazel, puppy dog eyes and the most beautiful hair (long or short). He is so fucking good looking, that girls from your school wont like you because you're dating him. He kinda looks like Keanu Reeves. Cade is beautiful. He cares about everyone else so much, he automatically considers everyone else as his top priority. He has a tendency to please everyone, and he always wants everyone to get along... A lot of the time, Cade ends up getting hurt because he cares so much about everyone else. He's incredibly loyal, he doesn't seem to care about any other girl other than you. He's very creative, and he's really into art. He's really smart, like he unknowingly makes you feel dumb but it's completely fine to you. You admire his heart, his heart is the second biggest part of his body. (Hint, hint) He's into comic books and superheroes, which is super adorable. He's lame but he's adorably lame. Cade has the gift of making you smile when you're at your worst. He's beautiful, but he doesn't even know it. He's special, he's the one. You tend to forget how amazing he is, but he never fails to remind you that he's extraordinary. He is breathtaking, incredible, absolutely flawless. I love him.

Paddington is Cade

by Cheecupeeg October 13, 2016