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Callum Crump

used to refer to a cool underground fakemink skater.
Someone who isnt narcissistic, the best person to ever exist and doesnt manipulate anyone.
"Wow is that Callum Crump, he killed my whole family but said I was calm so imma be mates with him"
by poo123testicles July 30, 2025
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adam callum

A amazing hot boy with a huge dick and is super athletic
by yuh6969 May 14, 2018
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A Callum

He tricked us when he did a Callum off the boat
by Wolverish June 1, 2021
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The Callum fallicy

The act of getting zero pussy and only going for your friend's Ex's
I know you get zero pussy but You really need to stop hitting up my ex, what you're doing is the Callum Fallicy
by Barterzac June 23, 2021
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baddie callum

Baddie callum is callum haughey who is a famous tiktoker and callum haughey is most famous for being a FULL TIME BADDIE but manly known for being baddie chantelle
Baddie callum is a full time baddie
by Labelthem365 February 23, 2022
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Inform Callum

An absolute weapon of a human (don’t start him he will get angry gr) he is “some boy
Cody: inform callum is some boy don’t mess with him

Tadgh: I like men
by Inform cal July 14, 2022
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A Callum

A Callum is someone who is very smart academically yet lacks general common sense.

They tend to rarely have any thoughts and when a thought does occasionally come to the front they must announce it immediately. They often enjoy things such as fishing and talking about themselves in third person. An extreme case of Callumism would cause the person to call some women 'naughty girls.'

Being called a Callum could be thought to be an insult but is often quite an affectionate term used between friends.
'OMG why did he just say that he's a proper knob'

'You're right he's such a Callum'
by lillin64 February 20, 2023
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