buy borrow die

the buy borrow die is a financial strategy that takes the concept of buying a real estate or stocks or any asset, borrowing money (if you don't pay back, tell them they can have one of your assets. then you die and pss it too your future grandchildren

me: hi i'd like a loan of $1,000,000
bank: ok, will you pay me back?
me: take my kids (buy borrow die method)

by Vistaballs_0 July 17, 2024

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Buy Fever

When a person wants to spend money just because they have a lot of money or saved money for too long without making a purchase.

I think he has buy fever, because his latest purchases are not at all practical or rational.

by Captain Kirk.A.L July 21, 2024

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Buy Me Chip

When Nadi wants chip, he go to mall, and he buy chip. But he gets ash to buy him chip for 2 buk.

Yo Asher come to mall and Buy Me Chip

by Mista Yandere July 23, 2024

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If You Bought Or Buy A Dictionary Then You Are Immortal

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025

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Buy A Tent

A roundabout way of insulting a person with "first-world problems," by suggesting that they haven't experienced enough poverty to know what real problems are. Often spoken so fast it cannot be heard, this phrase is often used by workers at call centers who have to deal with so many customer complaints, that they can't help but insult the people who call in out of spite.

Not to be confused with "Camping," which is directed at people who couch-surf for survival, participate in what is perceived as sex work, or frequently like to torture themselves outdoors. Though each of the terms are not mutually exclusive from each other and significantly depend on the relative intentions of the speaker.

"Thank you for calling Company Name, Customer Name. It was a pleasure assisting you today. We'll continue working to resolve this issue as soon as possible. In the meantime, buy a tent. If you have any further questions or concerns, please don't hesitate to contact us. Have a great day!"

by silly-echidna March 29, 2025

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