Naked Texas Football

Invented a late November night a few years by two northeastern girls. Dreamed big and dreamed of texas style boys, food, football and friends. At the same time 12:20, the both randomly suggested to play naked texas football in one of the great high school statidums and so it was born-- Naked Texas Football, full on tackle of course

When we go back to Texas, we are going to play Naked Texas Football, until we are covered in so many subtanteces we dont know what hit us

by AdidasAngel775 November 26, 2004

naked egg taco

Taco Bell breakfast item associated with painful and explosive diarrhea 2 to 3 hours after consumption

Hey dude, what happened to Darren?

Aw man idiot had a naked egg taco for breakfast and is home shitting his brains out
(Diarrhea), (Hershey squirts)

by Walter Mai Tai November 14, 2017

Naked Mermaid Stance

Striking a pose while lying down on your side

Check out that hot chick doing the naked mermaid stance!

by MC MilfHunta August 9, 2010

Naked Shag Rug

A rug, preferably from the 1970s, which is shaggy and used primarily for shagging shaggy women.

Paul: "Oh man, this playroom is so well furnished."
Francisco: "Oh, I know. Mostly because of the naked shag rug."

by flippedegg July 25, 2019

showing naked ass

When u riding in ur slab and u decide to pop trunk and drop top and sho your naked ass or swing your nuts on those busters

lil Jalen has been riding slab and showing naked ass to all the haters

by patrick hawkins October 3, 2017

bootie butt naked

when you ain't got no clothes on and yo bootie be exposed.

Sheika: Damn, dat bitch be bootie butt naked.

Twan: Yeah, her bootie be stankin' too.

by chork July 21, 2007

i sleep naked

the worst fucking larry fanfic to exist

whats your favorite larry fic?
probably i sleep naked
*runs away*

by anonymous April 5, 2021