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Cuntry Bumpkin

Like a "Country Bumpkin" but isolates the term to someone of the female gender. Removing the "u" in "country" insinuates the person is not only dumb but a b*tch as well double entendre.

Retarded ignoramus on the real!

Usually seen walking around government buildings with a Celie-type skip in their step while wearing a plastic plant in their hair in a poor attempt to conceal their extreme ghetto ugliness of their physical appearance as it is a reflection of what they are inside. (Celie step: see The Color Purple).
Tie Jo: Girrrl, my feets is so tirred. I can't waits to get home ann eat me sum fried chikin, smash potatoe and gritz.

Me: You's a dum b*tch, ya cuntry bumpkin. I pity the man that married you. I pity the foo, I do!

Shurl: Mmmmhmmmm!!! Mah naymz Shurrrlll!!
by Alejandro Sanz April 29, 2009
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bump

'To Bump' something is to snort a drug. Usually Ketamine but can be speed or coke.
To have 'A Bump' is to snort a small, conveniant amount of the above substances. Usually on the corner of a credit card or a small line snorted from your hand or otherwise.
At home: "Let's 'bump' a some fat line's of K and get into a K-Hole."
At a Club: "Here, have 'a bump' offa this bankcard."
by Diego August 18, 2003
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BUMPYFACE

Kansas City, Missouri slang term for Seagrams Gin
given this name because of the texture of the bottle. Called "bumpy" or "face" for short
"Man, we got ripped off the BumpyFace last nite"

"Spank the bottle and lets bust open this Face man"

"I got brews, smokes, and some Face, lets get it crackin' man"
by Cushy1 aka shonda November 19, 2007
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vagina bumpers

Lesbians! Instead of taking the dick, they just bump vaginas to get turned on.
1 Sara and Lisa are in the back room vagina bumping, who the fuck invited them to the party? Wait, fuck it, where's the camera?!

2 Did you hear that Betty and Donna are vagina bumpers?! Go figure!
by saulisdead July 16, 2008
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Bump pussies and giggle

This is what happens when two gay men who are both bottoms (the ones that like to get fucked - not be the ones who do the fucking - the top) start dating. Their friends will say "what are these two going to do - bump pussies and giggle?"
What the hell are those 2 queens going to do in bed - bump pussies and giggle?
by PBandG September 14, 2011
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mustached belly bump

A fat or soft belly with hair
His shirt was a little short and out popped his mustached belly bump.
by DownTheLineTennis March 26, 2009
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donut bumpin'

I heard Joan and Leslie were donut bumpin' all last night.
by aka April 29, 2003
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