Centre link Bludger

A centre link bludger is a person who sits on their fucken ass all day and getting payed for it off the government.

Man 1: oi lad, my mrs is being such a centre link bludger.
Man 2: fuck sakes cunt, what a sad dog.

by splashhhey November 23, 2019

lean all in my bladder

“Ridin’ on a tractor / LEAN all in my bladder / Cheated on my baby / You can go and ask her / My life is a movie.”

HARD DRUGS, adulterous relationships, and living life like it’s a movie doesn’t sound like the simple life we were just talking about. But Lil Nas X is only imagining what life is like when you actually achieve rock star status. The tractor is a major step up from the horse, but don’t worry, he’s still humble. And about the drugs, he says he’s “NOT trying to endorse that, by the way.” Lil Nas X makes sure to end the verse with a slight flex, though, when he sings “Cowboy hat from Gucci / Wrangler on my booty.”

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Riding on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull riding and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty

by Dolce Misschief May 1, 2021

Bullying Dole Bludger

A dole bludger who not only takes the piss in the usual sense of mooching off government income support, but then takes it too far by targeting pack outrage against people they don't know who make statements that are different to their opinion, playing the victim as soon as there's a response that they can seize on & engages in posting whether they have been blocked and/or forced their target to make their twitter account private as a self-congratulating ritual.

This type of person is not an advocate for welfare policy - they are a bullying dole bludger.

by WhyNotGetAJob December 10, 2022

Watching Tik Toks Blud

Fucking the shit outta Katie Friend-Barrick

I was Watching Tik Toks Blud

by DiiabeticFisch May 7, 2024

Baron Von Blud

Another legend of H block, similar to that of Count Cripula, although this entity throws up the 2s.

"Baron Von Blud just opped my unc up!"

by SoloIsHim November 24, 2024

Diddy ahh blud

A combination of words used by retards on Instagram reels and YouTube shorts to describe pedophiles and other assorted degenerates.

guy: I like kids
dumbass: diddy ahh blud ! :skullemoji:

by singularity22 February 26, 2025

Goofy ahh diddy blud

A diddy blud (like Drake) who's so ducking goofy, he makes you cringe on his behalf.

Guy: Yes, I'm a proud lolicon, why do you ask? And please do make it quick... I have a palate of teas and crumpets to partake in! Muehehehe...! 🧐
Me: Shut yo google chrome chicken bone ahh up, you goofy ahh diddy blud! 😂

by Morning Overcast May 29, 2025