Kansas Blowtorch

The act of pouring gasoline in your ass and shitting over a lit flame

I was bored so I did a Kansas blowtorch

by 3mkk January 20, 2026

Corpus Christi Blowtie

The act of engaging, with vigor, in the full penetration of a dolphin’s blowhole for sexual gratification.

Tylor: Man that dolphin was really giving me looks at the aquarium yesterday. May have to Corpus Christi blowtie it later.

by DrJay361 May 13, 2023

Under cover blown

When your partner wakes up and finds you getting head from another person.

I told John to stop moaning loudly before his fiancée got my under cover blown, but he still was loud and caught us.

by Onlyme4you December 29, 2024

Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.

Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.

by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016