crunchy blowjob

A blowjob with teeth

guy: Hey bro how was your night

guy2: Pretty good i got a crunchy blowjob

by Fac3.XEX March 14, 2019

Blowjob Barbara

A guy with long hair you gives blowjobs to other guys

Ah have you seen kolby? Yeah he's a blowjob Barbara

by Turkey Dinosaur December 9, 2020

Florida blowjob

Where a snake bites your penis

Oh man I just got the Florida blowjob in when I went in the Everglades today

by Whammu March 2, 2020

blowjob maniac

This term is used to talk about women (mighty be men too) that like to have a dick in their mouths. Being blow by a blowjob maniac is consider in every culture in the world as an extreme privilege, because the one giving head likes it and does it perfectly.

Oh man, that girl was a blowjob maniac

by ragnarok666 December 3, 2016

Florida blowjob

When a Burmese Python slithers up your toilet and bites your penis while you're taking a piss.

Jeremiah can't come to work today because he got a Florida blowjob.

by aidenthesnork March 2, 2020

Blowjobs for Beer

When your Man is unraveling and too proud to address real issues, he’ll slither behind your back & dumpsterdive for HoodRats to have cheap sex. This one is a dumpy, butt- ugly, uninteresting trampy, pouchy, bobbleheaded orange-faced whore.

What could possibly be the allure — she sounds skanky?

That HoodRat is cheap. Keeps her mouth closed and legs open, and will give Blowjobs for Beer. Aka Sucks Dick for a $1

Omg that skanky HoodRat is embarrassing! No wonder he keeps her hidden. He can do way better than that! Yeah, she’s just a temporary distraction now —he’s got money problems. She’s annoying and smells like a DP too but she’ll give Blowjobs for Beer. Sucks Dick for a $1

by It’sObviousSimpleMan2 September 9, 2023

Blowjob Month

In the month of October a boy can say he wants a blowjob and the girl must give him a blowjob because it’s blowjob month.

Boy: Girl give me a blowjob

Girl: No eww

Boy: It’s blowjob month

Girl: Ok pull down your pants

by De baba October 7, 2019