by troyez February 13, 2010
Get the Benmug. 1:(n) (pr) (abr) short for the English name Benjamin.
2: Code for cheauvenistic male pig.
Has nothing going for his life.
Says he hates skinny girls, but won't date you if you are not to his specifications. I.e.: he may as well get a blow up doll, they are easy to cheat on, and you can get them just how you want them and you don't have to mandate that they look like a Chinese Crested! (Hair on head. Thats about it.)
Likes to waste time chasing tail, even while in a relationship. Cheats on his girlfriends with one particular ex.
Will always claim it's the female that is crazy, even after he has strung her along for 5 months or however long. But he can do and feel anything he wants: like Cartman.
Oh, and don't move in with him then break up. He will have an ex over to drink & fuck almost immediately, even if you were together for a year and he appeared changed.
He will also tell you he loves you, break up with you the following day, and tell you he hates you.
He is a bipolar fuck who has attachment issues, a diseased dick (which is not very large contrary to popular belief - aside from the fact that if you don't know how to use said cock, it's length and girth are null and void), and an impossibly immature attitude.
So, that said, beware.
2: Code for cheauvenistic male pig.
Has nothing going for his life.
Says he hates skinny girls, but won't date you if you are not to his specifications. I.e.: he may as well get a blow up doll, they are easy to cheat on, and you can get them just how you want them and you don't have to mandate that they look like a Chinese Crested! (Hair on head. Thats about it.)
Likes to waste time chasing tail, even while in a relationship. Cheats on his girlfriends with one particular ex.
Will always claim it's the female that is crazy, even after he has strung her along for 5 months or however long. But he can do and feel anything he wants: like Cartman.
Oh, and don't move in with him then break up. He will have an ex over to drink & fuck almost immediately, even if you were together for a year and he appeared changed.
He will also tell you he loves you, break up with you the following day, and tell you he hates you.
He is a bipolar fuck who has attachment issues, a diseased dick (which is not very large contrary to popular belief - aside from the fact that if you don't know how to use said cock, it's length and girth are null and void), and an impossibly immature attitude.
So, that said, beware.
by dont ask, dont tell August 2, 2011
Get the Benmug. ben is often times a fucking loser. ben will probably live with his mom, in a college dorm, or be homeless. ben will forever be alone and probably takes it up the ass. ben has 0 self esteem.
by Ben_Kaluzny986 May 23, 2018
Get the Benmug. by The ring March 11, 2019
Get the Benmug. 
Annoying but fun to talk to when bored and have nothing else to do. Noone can tell if his joking or being serious ,his personality remains a mystery for all. He is very handsome pulling 2 best friends, loved by blondes and also brunettes usually called Becky. A constant moaner. However can always rely on him to have a laugh on a night out. Dark n doesn’t speak when u first meet him but once he gets to u know him his talkative,sarcastic and funny .
by Ben13445 May 4, 2018
Get the Benmug. Is a nerd that everyone thinks is gay but actually isn't. He had a super gay voice and then hit puberty. May have an illicit relationship with his English teacher.
by Datsgreat October 24, 2017
Get the Benmug.