Ben Stiller is not Batman

One of the funniest moments in the history of the Vanoss Crew, where Terroriser states that Ben Stiller is Batman instead of Ben Affleck.

Terroriser (In his Terminator voice while shooting Batman NPCs): HELLO! AHHH, FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU, BEN STILLER! FUCK YOU, BEN STILLER! COME ON, YOU FUCK!

Panda (After Terroriser kills them all): I have to point out something...BEN STILLER IS NOT BATMAN!

(Everyone starts laughing)

Terroriser: What? I SAID BEN STILLER??

Wildcat: Ben AFFLECK!

Terroriser: Ah, fuck! I called Zoolander "Batman"!

Panda: You stupid bastard!

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2022

Playing Batman

Being very altruistic and self sacrificing.

I traded in my Trues for some Robins
He playing Batman, Fetty's gon' rob him

by Phil N. Goodman April 5, 2021

Batman

An expression that people use when they don't know what to answer back.

Person 1: Oh my! How did you do that?
Person 2: Because I'm Batman

by KillerFrost June 9, 2015

Preferred apartment community Batman

The late night resident , usually inebriated, who has taken it upon himself to patrol his or her Buildings , units , leasing office amenities, etc.. late at night. Looking for any unusual activity or disturbance such as loud party’s , excessive speed through the parking lots, loud birds , or any other nuisance that he/she deems unacceptable. He brandishes his own swift justice. Unfortunately this only results in his own embarrassment and a hangover of shame when the sun rises

I got really drunk Last night and all Of a sudden turned into stupid ‘Preferred apartment community Batman’ again. I was yelling at the teenagers to turn down their garbage edm music and taking down license plate numbers to give to the cops

by RynothaGyno June 3, 2020

Batman

Possibly one of the best superheroes of all time

Jimbob: YO BRO U SEE THAT NEW BATMAN GAME THAT CAME OUT?
Waymandostown: WHAT! WHAT'S IT CALLED?
Jimbob: ARKHAM CITY PAL!
Waymandostown: I NEED IT

by Guy Who Tells Stuff And Such September 7, 2023

Batman in his Free Time

Batman wears into his superhero suit and grabs a bottle of lotion,then he starts to masturbate and moan,he thinks of superman clapping him as he flaps his dick,he then releases the bat jizz and makes his bed wet and including his suit

Batman in his free time and he masturbates

by Guy who writes horny things August 24, 2025

Batman i Caught a little Pokemon

a way of saying to my enemy i got a pokemon

Batman i Caught a little Pokemon it is my way of saying to my enemy i got a pokemon
I caught a Lopunny
Oh No, Joker
Don't tell me
You already know, Batman
You know what i'm gonna do
TO THAT THING!
JOKER!
It's an animal, Joker!
You can't
BATMAN, THERE IS NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKEMON, BATMAN!
I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT!
NO OH MY GOD! NO!
I'M GONNA DO IT, BATMAN!

by Léonard October 28, 2023