ur bald

when someone is unhappy and uses "ur bald" as an insult because they have hair and you don't.

"lol im too good at this game"
"ur bald"
"my haircut isn't THAT bad"
"ur bald"

by WHY IS EVERY NAME TAKEN?? May 12, 2023

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bald soniasm

bald soniasm, we praise bald sonia 🥺🥺 ALL PRAISE BALD SONIA YOU HORNY BITCHES!🛐🛐

Girl1: My religion is bald soniasm. Girl2 Whats that? Girl1 WE PRAISE BALD SONIA BITCH

by danganronpa lover December 5, 2020

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Bald Oikawa

a bald ass mf from some anime

man 1: hey bro its bald oikawa

man 2: wow he looks so dumb

by hotdog the boi December 20, 2020

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Bald god

God of Bald, usually wears a black suit and goes under the name of Wilson Fisk. Capable of unexplainable power.

All pray to the Bald God

by naicha December 23, 2020

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bald herb

it’s bald herb

bald herb is bald

by pink.milk._ November 3, 2021

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Hayleigh’s bald spot is a chunk of hair missing from her head near the front of her hairline. We wish Hayleigh the best on finding a cure for her balding. You may also experience a similar situation to Hayleigh’s balding if you are either; Old, Tall, Pink, or Hayleigh.

Dumb person: “Hey! What’s that on your head?”
Not-dumb person: “Oh, that’s just my bald spot that’s almost identical to Hayleigh’s bald spot!”

by Tweakerbitch98fanpage September 9, 2021

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