by iLOVEBAGEL October 06, 2022
by Jackson Likes Bagels June 15, 2020
When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.
Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.
When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
by TheDisrespect November 29, 2020
by GODSMACK May 19, 2014
interjection Something that smelly hippies shout in the parking lot, prior to an event that attracts hippies.
"Yummy yummy bagels!" should not be confused with "Dollar grilled cheese!"
"Yummy yummy bagels!" should not be confused with "Dollar grilled cheese!"
Dude, that "yummy yummy bagels" chick is kinda hot... She doesn't even have any scabs. I think I'm gonna go talk to her. What should I say? Should I talk about the playoffs?
by Knig Knog January 14, 2009
Q. Hey, you gonna be making some bagels on Wednesday night?
A. No, I'm not gay thanks. Stop talking to me.
A. No, I'm not gay thanks. Stop talking to me.
by JB123321 January 07, 2008
When the recipient spreads their cheeks and he blows his load on on each of her ass cheeks, spreads it around with his dick, then pushes the recipients ass cheeks together.
** for extra party fun, add some cream cheese to the bagel hole
** for extra party fun, add some cream cheese to the bagel hole
Oh Frankie! Cream cheese my Cinnamon raisin bagel! Make sure not to get too much In the hole this time. Bon appetit!
Don't get to freaky tonight Sean. Just creamcheese my bagel.
Don't get to freaky tonight Sean. Just creamcheese my bagel.
by Bagelholer February 05, 2016