Ass assing

Pointless actions or thinking; tomfoolery, bullshit or fuckery

To the irrelevant 🙄 - “I don’t care, you can hate me for no reason and Imma still go about my day the same way I did before…have fun with your ass assing ✌️”

by JDocWebb December 1, 2021

Fiddlefuck assin

Wasting precious time for no reason.

Quit fiddlefuck assin around and let's do a show!

by Maddogg radio March 29, 2022

Cool assing

when someone thinks they are to cool to talk to you, open snaps, or thinks they are celebrity

“Bro Ryan is cool assing the fuck outta me on snap”

by gc0ck May 11, 2022

Gallivant assin'

To move around lazily with no particular place to go.

C'mon quit gallivant assin' around and let's go to the casino!

by Maddogg radio September 14, 2022

peddling asininities

The phrase "peddling asininities" is a somewhat archaic expression that means to spread or promote foolish or nonsensical ideas. Such as what Piers Morgan has been doing regarding the Israeli/Palestinian conflict.

Piers: "simple question, do you believe hamas is a terrorist organization?"
Top'g: "that's an interesting question, but I think you are peddling asininities"

by gmtaketake November 24, 2023

Dog Assing

When you really need to wipe, so you just dog ass it.
May include letting it air dry or scooting across a carpet.

We didn’t have toilet paper so Im just dog assing it.

by Dog Ass October 1, 2025

Jew Assin’

A defensive maneuver in pool where you totally screw over your opponent leaving them absolutely no shot.

Gavin: Damn it Miller you’ve been Jew Assin’ me all night.

Miller HAHAHA. Shush you

by SuperAlmightyFishTaco October 13, 2025