by necobunny August 7, 2024
Get the Jonking Late Matemug. 
typically someone who annoys the shit out of everyone by asking them the same question over and over again
"early or late?"- he is asking you the lunch "whats the time?"-he is asking you the time "oh hi manraaaaaaaj, how are you?"- SWEET HOME ALABAMA
by YEETMASTER123456 October 8, 2019
Get the EARLY OR LATEmug. by Smexy Santa November 1, 2020
Get the choco-latemug. I was always the 4'11 kid in my school, I even made a few appearances on the TV show Are you taller than a 5th grader my senior year of high school, just before graduation. After losing to about half the 5th graders that showed up and getting called the midget, I decided I would get even by outsmarting all these other kids. I felt so small at that point in my life. I made a lot of bad things happen to people at school that pissed me off back then, but I straightened out when I turned 18, and I started to straighten other people out who were imperfect sinners like me too. By the age of 25 I had reached my true stature (one that would not get me laughed at) of almost 6 foot, but I realized nobody wanted to fuck me because they thought I was a loser. I always had a lot of catching up to do in life for being the late bloomer that I am. Females never took me seriously because I thought I looked like Kevin Costner though in reality they would make rivet sounds when I was in the same room with them, and they thought I was ugly and stupid and made them sick.
by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020
Get the Late bloomermug. It's basically just the materiel you use to masturbate, when you are lonely at night, and regular porn doesn't fill that depressing loneliness. Imagine you are lonely and you can't cum, and you really need to feel plesure, after having a hard day. What do you do? You try something different. Often consisting of all sorts of hentai, or in very special cases, two dwars shitting in each others assholes.
Person 1: Do you have something i can beat my meat to at night?
Person 2: Yea, i have some late night meat beating materiel you can use.
Person 1: Thanks, my masturbation was getting a bit stale.
Person 2: Yea, i have some late night meat beating materiel you can use.
Person 1: Thanks, my masturbation was getting a bit stale.
by Stonecool October 23, 2017
Get the Late Night Meat Beating Materielmug. The Late Night Tweak means to be on Other shit at the night time or to be on that Timing fr (Demon Time)
I be on horny shit sometimes at night. I be having Mood swings at night time. The late night tweak got to me tonight
by Sani Aka Dsmoovie November 7, 2022
Get the The Late night Tweakmug.