my anus

n. 1. not your anus!
2. A small (or big) opening on the bottom (or top if I'm some sort of alien) of my ass.

Taking a trip to my anus is more dangerous than climbing Mt Everest.

by Cameron May 31, 2004

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anus fish

a common cut down in El Paso

Shut the hell up anus fish.

by COCKBLOCK September 29, 2003

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anus punch

a punch straight to the big round floppy anus of caroline.

that caroline looks like she needs an anus punch!

by caroline avila August 17, 2011

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The Looog Anus

While having a full erection,seek the highest point in the room. Dresser step ladder ect. While on the platform preform a graceful swan dive onto ur partner with erection sklidding perfectly into the anus, not only causing an orgasim but contracting Aids/HIV as well.

While preforming the Looog anus he snapped his dick.

by Crazycatbitch11 January 18, 2019

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Hangnail Anus

A scarred rectum - usually the result of tearing during unsuccessful anal sex.

"Yeah, she wanted a rimjob but I am not putting my tongue near that hangnail anus"

"I would ask her for anal but she's probably all scared and shit. Total hangnail anus."

by Zeekology February 29, 2012

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