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Alabama Fuckhouse

Much like a whore house, except it's filled with your siblings.
John had grown tired of boring old brothels, so he decided to turn his home into an Alabama Fuckhouse by double teaming his sister with his retarded brother.

John: "Man, last night was awesome. Me and my brother Eifel Towered our sister. I'm so glad I decided to go to an Alabama Fuckhouse instead of that shitty brothel again."
by CreambayWhackersVs.Titsburg October 7, 2019
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Alabama Appetizers

The leftover pieces of food after you poop. Very prevalent after a nice corn dinner or after a tangy orange slice.
“In looking forward to some Alabama appetizers before I go to bed.”
by ScooptyPoop October 15, 2019
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Alabama Centipede

When there or more people go ass to mouth and at least two of them are related.
Dago was the head of the Alabama Centipede. Behind him the wife and daughter of his employer.
by Mulligan December 4, 2018
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Alabama Avalanche

The act of cumming in your girlfriends vagina so much that it creates a mountain of jizz.
Hey man me and my girl made an Alabama Avalanche last night.
by Death is fun December 7, 2018
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alabama longjohn

while wearing a pair of long johns, pull down the bottoms and tie them off, then liquid shit hot diarrhea and run around your house till their is mud prints everywhere.
my 3 year old sister alabama longjohned all day, i had to mop for 24 hours.
by Alabama long master December 7, 2018
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Alabama Kazoo

When you go to blow your uncle and the straw you were chewing enters his urethra.
"Damn Alabama kazoo got me pissin wicker."
by Hamilton Cannon January 8, 2019
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alabama crabclaw

When a woman gets 2 pairs of tongs and tries to pull a mans dick off from underneath while he stands, arched making clicking noises with his tounge.
I’m hyped to try my luck with suzie to try the Alabama crabclaw
by BigBoyBartho June 13, 2018
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