by onlyfactsofc January 30, 2022
by jessicarandolff January 19, 2022
Sexiest name on planet earth. If Brendon Fraser, John Krasinski, Christopher Reeve, and Tom welling were one beefcake of a human being.
by babyspielberg November 22, 2021
A sex position where you stand stand behind your partner while they chat to someone else, then blast a load on their back
Drives a slow as V6 Mustang, has a tiny dick, and gets no play. Also suspected of having sexual relations with his car and dog.
You’re such an Abe
by Slimy Horse Cock September 09, 2021