my anus

n. 1. not your anus!
2. A small (or big) opening on the bottom (or top if I'm some sort of alien) of my ass.

Taking a trip to my anus is more dangerous than climbing Mt Everest.

by Cameron May 30, 2004

anus punch

a punch straight to the big round floppy anus of caroline.

that caroline looks like she needs an anus punch!

by caroline avila August 21, 2011

anus fish

a common cut down in El Paso

Shut the hell up anus fish.

by COCKBLOCK September 28, 2003

The Looog Anus

While having a full erection,seek the highest point in the room. Dresser step ladder ect. While on the platform preform a graceful swan dive onto ur partner with erection sklidding perfectly into the anus, not only causing an orgasim but contracting Aids/HIV as well.

While preforming the Looog anus he snapped his dick.

by Crazycatbitch11 January 17, 2019

sheep anus

Someone with a hairy asshole.

Man, did your see that dude? When his pants came down you see so much hair on his was, it was a damn sheep anus!

by allahu Ackbar March 24, 2017

Emo's Anus

Something that likes to be stuffed. Is different from a normal anus because it does come from a hat, so it may not even exist in this field of reality. Originated from a discord server called, "The Secret Organization" that was playing a Cards Against Humanity game.

Within the Cards Against Humanity game the first person to use it was the Ultimate ASMR, otherwise known as Ghost. After that, it was used several times as a white card to win the round and is now a running joke in the server.

Woah! That's pretty neat, look at those oranges being stuffed into Emo's Anus!

My (emo) anus might be stuffed, but my hopes are up!

Emo's anus has arrived.

Welcome to Emo's anus store~~ (tts version only)

Well, caress Emo's Anus with a chainsaw and call it Sally!

by isabouttobestuffedintoEmosAnus April 20, 2018

Prolapsed Anus

On the very day of July 9th, 2022, an incident that we will never forget occured.

Person A - Oh my god have you seen that one Howey posted of a prolapsed anus-

Person B - YES SHUT THE HELL UP I'VE SEEN IT AND NOW ITS A PERMANENT IMAGE IN MY MEMORY DON'T EVER FUCKING REMIND ME OF THAT EVER FUCKING AGAIN

Person A - Jesus christ, it's not that seriou-

Person B - IT IS

by Izucktoes4l!!fe August 7, 2022