oiley bits

A term describing a female's reproductive organs

Jamie: SHOW US YA OILEY BITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S FUCKING ETCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCH

by Dennis Scott August 9, 2004

bits and pieces

random stuff u have lyin round ur crib thats useless

lets get rid of these bits and peices coz they cloggin up my crib, man

by wannabawhiteboy September 18, 2003

fit bit

A capitalistic marketing gimmick that is a waste of money and does absolutely nothing to improve your exercise goals or physique. Fit Bits are for people amateurs who are dumbfounded about creating their own exercise routine. People who wear fit bits are still out of shape and obese. They forget about important parts of dieting like the science of nutrition, metabolism, and overall wellness. The fitbit doesn't calculate metabolic, bmi, or workout. People wearing fitbits still remain fat and unhealthy.

Paul: Tony, did you see that fat abomination wearing that fit bit?
Tony: Yeah he's such a loser. Those fitbits make him look like such a weakling.
Paul: Too bad. He'll never get stronger or have an awesome looking bod like us.

by superbipolar420 January 25, 2016

tig bits

big tits

when taylor stuffed hella shit down her shirt she had tig bits!

by elbie April 25, 2004

clench bit

when your penis gets pinched by your fly zipper

"OW I just had a clench bit"

by mental663 September 20, 2019

schiz bits

and exclamation of frustration or suprise. a milder replacement of the 's' bomb.

You got and F. "Aw, schiz bits!!"

Someone put and icecube down your shirt. "Holy schiz bits!!!"

by demonlove April 18, 2009

bit schlepper

Describes a mobile telco (telecommunications company) that is only useful for moving data. Characteristically, each new service or technology they develop flops and becomes a massive cash sinkhole for them, and a waste of time for consumers.

Man, my phone company is such a bit schlepper! They totally keep trying to charge me extra just to "turn on" features already on my i phone!

by crunchytoast April 7, 2011