by Hi my name is tary October 1, 2020
Get the lincoln saulmug. by iLovemuffincum July 1, 2022
Get the Lincoln Wierzbickimug. 
by Garfibromyalgia May 20, 2021
Get the Lincoln Logmug. by Retarded Ogre May 24, 2020
Get the lincoln's girlfriendmug. A guy history books (mis)lead people (especially brown people) into believing his intentions were more noble than they actually were. He was from Kentucky (the South) even though Illinois was called the land of Lincoln since that was where he rose to prominence. Had the South won the Civil War, the narrative wouldn't have been that he was a hero, it would have been that he was a traitor, so in order to protect himself, he had to make sure the North won at any cost. The same history books that write that Lincoln was a hero or a great man also write that guys like George Washington and Thomas Jefferson were great men even though they owned slaves.
People seem to forget Abraham Lincoln was a politician and didn't give a fuck about them or future generations of their families, and though it's time the country saw a female president, a female politician would do all the same things as a guy, because she would come from the same human/inhuman race as the male politicians and everyone else, and would be capable of any evil and human weakness a male politician was.
by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021
Get the Abraham Lincolnmug. Why does this guy know so much about Greek mythology?
Idk, he’s probably a Lincoln.
Dang, must be tough having a dick that small.
Idk, he’s probably a Lincoln.
Dang, must be tough having a dick that small.
by Lincoln Abraumets November 26, 2019
Get the Lincolnmug.