derek

a lazy piece of shit that is always late to our global class

derek fucking damn lanjiao sia he potong stim again

by lanjiao kicker 69 April 23, 2019

derek qian

one of the 2N's of all time.

derek qian speed reads like a narwhal.

by popcornbaba October 28, 2022

Derek

Derek always tries to make you laugh no matter how much you don't want to. He likes to speak other languages (preferably spanish) He has a kind and caring heart that'll make you feel cared for no matter what. He tries to always keep a smile on his face even when he's going through a tough time. He likes to have long conversations with you and likes to get to know you. He has a lot of friends, and cares about all of them equally. If you have a Derek in your life, remember your lucky.

Derek... I'm so lucky to have you

by Ukulele_ donuts December 9, 2018

Derek Miles

Derek Miles are most handsome men on earth. Every lady thinks (and knows) their cock is huge. They are the least gay out of their friends and family. They can't get a girlfriend because they are too good for any lady. They last at least 45 minutes in bed and can keep going.

Female: Did you just see Derek Miles in the hallway?

Other female: Yeah he is so cute his penis is also very large

by PEepeecumcancer January 21, 2021

Derek

Is a really nice guy and very playful. He will seem quiet when you first meet him but the more that you talk to him, the more he will break out of his shell . He will most date an Aujenae

Derek

by Aujenaespoor November 12, 2025

Audrey and Derek

Established at 10:53 on April 3rd 2025 when it was realized Nobody could fuck as good as Derek and Audrey.

Guy: damn you see that new girl? I heard she fucks like Audrey.
Guy 2: no way. Nobody fucks like Audrey except Audrey. And trust me, that ain’t Audrey. Nobody fucks like Audrey and Derek.

by Taylor-Taylor April 3, 2025

Derek

An adorable, sweet, fun loving yellow feller. Corkiest guy in the room and he won’t let you forget about it. Derek comes from the Greek work Theodric. Don’t get on his bad side or he will bust out.. in tears!

OMG Derek you’re so yellow!

Wow Derek you’re really glowing today.

by .Derek. November 23, 2021