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A sloppy dallas is a blow job with a mouth full of dip
dude my girl gave me a sloppy dallas last night looked like grass clippings on my shaft
by sherlock_ October 27, 2020
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Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob with a mouthful of dip
Me: You know that redneck bitch Mikaylla that lives in the trailer park?
Friend: Yeah why?
Me: She gave me a Sloppy Dallas and had my dick lookin like a swamp log
by RonaSzn2020 October 15, 2020
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sloppy dallas

When a girl gives a blowjob while packing a fat lip.
“Hey girl! Why don’t you stick some of that dip in your mouth and give me a sloppy Dallas!”

“No, don’t spit that out. Come give me a sloppy dallas instead.”
by Illien October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Dallas

the act of putting a considerable amount of chewing tobacco into your lip and performing fellatio.
"Cassandra gave me a mean Sloppy Dallas last night."
by cockwaffel October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Dallas

A sexual act created by youtubers SnipingSoup, McNasty and The Dooo. One performs a Sloppy Dallas by packing a fat lip and then proceeding to engage in oral sex with another person, or themselves if said person is so flexible. According to Soup, “You would have so much dip spit on your shaft, brother. Your dick would look like a turd.” This act is (to our worldly knowledge” theoretical, so don’t try it.
“After a Sloppy Dallas, it looks like somebody mowed the lawn on thine peen”
by ass.ey October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Dallas

When one gives head with a fat LIP of dip in!
by VNGD_Arizona October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob with a mouthful of dip
Do you want me to give you a Sloppy Dallas?” - Blarg
by ashdan October 15, 2020
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