A Park rangers breakfast consists of using maple syrup as a sexual lubricant for missionary position based sexual intercourse, once both party’s have finished a sprinkling of all purpose flour is applied to the female genitalia, hence fourth cunnilingus is performed completing the park rangers breakfast, bonus if the female is hairy like a bear.
Oh mate I gave Jane a proper seeing to the other night, she thanked my with a park rangers breakfast.
by Larry Longbottom November 5, 2025
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Get the Rangers Reload mug.The football team at Lakewood High School that is historically cursed with being terrible, except in 1984 and 1994 where we beat Eds and won the conference championship. The team historically starts the season off great and then it goes downhill from there. They’ve lost to the Rocky River Pirates every season for almost a decade now.
Guy 1: “Hey do you wanna go watch the Lakewood Rangers football game tonight?”
Guy 2: “Fuck no their O-line is terrible.”
Guy 2: “Fuck no their O-line is terrible.”
by krillcatcher3000 December 4, 2025
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"Hey man, I think that's Aaron in his Next Gen Ranger tailgating and road raging that poor old lady. What a flog!"
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