Kyle

Kyle is usually small loves his energy drinks and footy cards, he cheats on fortnite but very loving and beautiful

Wow Kyle is an absolute fucking unit on the footy field

by AaronBirtha August 31, 2020

Kyle

The guy that nobody likes.

Kyle was so annoying today, he wouldn’t stop tapping the table.

by CharlieChops August 30, 2019

Kyle

A chubby gamer who can’t get a girlfriend and is always simpin he likes to think he’s a hype beast when he’s flexing his dads money.

Little timmy your dad is overweight and single is his name Kyle?

by NO_Simpin_kings June 17, 2020

Kyle

A 14 year boy who nonstops drink monster, juul, plays Fortnite, thinks they can skate, and shit talks their mom.

Mom: “ I’m taking away your juul, Kyle”.
Kyle: “FUCK YOU BITCH IT WAS TOOTIE FROOTY”!
Mom: “ And, your PlayStation”.
Kyle: “LISTEN HERE KAREN, YOUR JUST MAD BECAUSE DAD LEFT YOU”

by Thicc Nig Nate October 28, 2019

Kyle

A bosses pet, sucks the occasional cock to stay under the wing. Can often be found driving a clapped out Z71 spittin baccer chew, operator of a shovel and sits on toilets before removing the plunger.

Man that guy Kyle ain’t done shit all day

by The lout October 25, 2019

Kyle

It's a trap!

Don't trust Kyle. It's a trap.

by JustAnotherGuyWithNoFriends August 17, 2019

Kyle

A guy that drinks Monster's and punches drywall. Otherwise worthless.

Kyle: Mom where are the Monster's?

Mom: We are out.

Kyle: *Screams and punches drywall*

by CrazySkittlez June 10, 2019