Derek

People named Derek are usually emotional.
Derek’s are weak emotionally.
If you beg them, or danger them, they will give you what you want.
They keep there promises no matter what.

Derek is my best friend and promised to not tell my secrets.
Derek gave me what I wanted.

by Interstpeople1 February 15, 2022

Derek Todaro

One that goes by the name of "Fluffy"

That's not Derek Todaro, it's Fluffy

by Marmayhem August 15, 2022

Derek Miles

Derek Miles are most handsome men on earth. Every lady thinks (and knows) their cock is huge. They are the least gay out of their friends and family. They can't get a girlfriend because they are too good for any lady. They last at least 45 minutes in bed and can keep going.

Female: Did you just see Derek Miles in the hallway?

Other female: Yeah he is so cute his penis is also very large

by PEepeecumcancer January 21, 2021

DEREK

a total fucking idiot, no common sense, and send dick pic but doesn't receive

hes a real Derek

by bolan be May 1, 2019

derek

a lazy piece of shit that is always late to our global class

derek fucking damn lanjiao sia he potong stim again

by lanjiao kicker 69 April 23, 2019

Derek

Derek always tries to make you laugh no matter how much you don't want to. He likes to speak other languages (preferably spanish) He has a kind and caring heart that'll make you feel cared for no matter what. He tries to always keep a smile on his face even when he's going through a tough time. He likes to have long conversations with you and likes to get to know you. He has a lot of friends, and cares about all of them equally. If you have a Derek in your life, remember your lucky.

Derek... I'm so lucky to have you

by Ukulele_ donuts December 9, 2018

derek qian

one of the 2N's of all time.

derek qian speed reads like a narwhal.

by popcornbaba October 28, 2022