COVID vaca

When someone at work wants some time off and fakes symptoms of COVID (temp, cough, congestion) in order to get extended days off. Usually done around holidays or other days off. Remarkably when they person tests negative and has to return to work they have symptoms for the first hour of work; then forget to fake it later and sound perfectly fine later in the shift.

"They were complaining they couldn't get a day off so they took a "COVID vaca".

by Nature nerd January 5, 2021

covid ear

The annoying ache behind the ear caused by a mask band. This is in the wake of the covid 19 virus caused by idiots in china.

Thanks china now I have covid ear.

by jimmybomm July 31, 2020

covid avenger

Any person in the world that fights against the covid 19 virus. Can either be a person that has the covid virus and is fighting to get better from it's effects or a medical professional that fights to keep people alive that have the covid 19 virus.

My brother Jimmy is a covid avenger. He is a paramedic that helps people get medical treatment that have the covid 19 virus. He's a covid hero also and has saved countless lives.

by JoeyBomm January 27, 2022

COVID-19

Something that has killed millions of people, but hasn’t been arrested yet

Uhh, Idk what to write here, but i think you get the point of COVID-19, if not, wake up from the rock u are under :/

by SpiritedFox November 30, 2020

Covid Companion

The person you have chosen to self-isolate with during the Covid-19 Pandemic.

I should have asked him to be my Covid Companion. Self-isolating alone during the Covid-19 Pandemic is lonely.

by hornygirl2 May 11, 2020

covid simp

a person who gets so bored of lockdown that they begin to simp for a particular person whilst exclaiming they are in a hoe phase.

"have you talked to adam recently ?"
"yeah hes being a massive covid simp for genevieve"

by genzzzzzzz April 12, 2020

covid masker

Fucktards who listen to the government thinking that wearing a mask will save them from a flu. A 'covid masker' is a person who has sold their balls to the government and feminized institutions and now walks around to buy toilet paper in hoards while donning their mask like a badge of honour.

Oh look, a covid masker is looking for his balls!
I am a spoiled crybaby who puts on masks at the government's command.

by Givemeabreak3 October 21, 2020