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witch

Anyone you want to fuck but can't for some reason.
Damn it I want her, but that witch doesn't like me.
by Zohar November 18, 2018
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Witch-Gremlin

Is a cute adorable little monster that follows you around where you work to a stalking degree, often lightweight when drinking, has four eyes, easy to throw, better at charming people with her smile than with magic, retarded, and has chicken feet.
My girl is a fucking witch-gremlin.
by Chester J. L'Carne September 20, 2021
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Boogie witch

Someone who acts so nice in public but so fucking evil and a stealing murderous bitch in private
We all believed in this boogie witch and went to hell for it . Boogie bitch!
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Witch Vag

A females vagina that has contracted and shows symptoms of HPV.
"Soooooo I tested positive for HPV and my vagina looks like a witch's vagina. Call it a witch vag."

"Girls don't have sex with cute blonde guy in Math class. He's got warlock dick and gave me witch vag real bad."
by Beatrice Juice September 29, 2021
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Witch of Wrath

Huge Tiddy Ora Ora Gf from the anime Re:Zero.
by skelebro1 May 13, 2022
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Kiss the Witch

Slang within gay circles, namely religious priest who are trying to hide their homosexuality, that refers to kissing the underside of a circumcised penis. The term is used as code for beginning a "blow job" to relieve sexual tensions. Mockery of the matter is the penis head circumcized looks like a witch with a hat. This is purported to be the slang used by ghost gay leaders within the Catholic Church and has been considered "odd" and peculiar by Talk Show Host Raymond Arroyo. It is code given the dispute as to whether Sodomy is sin or whether modern science has proven sexuality transcends natural law.
"Let me heal you with my mouth and kiss the witch". Just calm down and let someone kiss the witch.
by Templar Knight of Light October 20, 2023
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Google Witch

A crystal enthusiast interested in furthering esoteric knowledge via google. The type of person (picture: her chipped nail polish, incense and Jimi Hendrix tee) focuses on the optics of witch craft. Consider this behavior gentrification.
“Yo did you see that google witch pull out those tarot cards for the gram?”
by Withtheeyecontact September 8, 2020
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