Allen is the best man in the world. Sends the cat kiss meme to his platonic boyfriend every day and the nicest guy you’ll meet. Prettiest and handsomest of boys. He gives the best virtual hugs, and has the best voice ever. Loves horror, even though it makes him paranoid. <3
by AllenIsMyHusband May 4, 2023
Get the Allenmug. A sexy streaker who bears all at rock concerts, beaches and main events. Her courage could easily be mistaken for insanity. She maybe a blonde but she's far more intelligent than all the brunettes and redheads put together. She makes her statement by crossing boundaries which sends tongues wagging. Does have her blonde moments though, but she is always the first to do what is right even if nobody else is doing so. Sue Allen should be a pin-up poster girl on every man's garage wall.
William: "Did you watch the news this morning, this drop dead gorgeous girl streaked at Depeche Modes concert last night"
Vincent: "I sure did, she should be a burlesque exotic dancer mate, she's absolutely beautiful, what was her name?"
William: "Sue Allen"
Vincent: "I sure did, she should be a burlesque exotic dancer mate, she's absolutely beautiful, what was her name?"
William: "Sue Allen"
by Pin-up Peng December 14, 2017
Get the Sue Allenmug. A sweet person. He doesn't make you feel special through words, but through actions. Pretty hair and has the most adorable laugh in the world. He has the sexiest body. His eyes are beautiful. You will never get tired of Allen. Also once you have an Allen in your life, you won't be able to live without one.
by beepbaapp April 8, 2018
Get the Allenmug. To pleasure oneself
by allenwrenching April 30, 2014
Get the Allen Wrenchingmug. A self righteous, uncaring self centered piece of work. Matt Allen's are as smart as a Allen key wrench set, but those are more useful. They have a horrible temper and are always red in the face. Your best friend one minute then stealing your shit the next. Basically a complete squid.
Dude 1: why do you think you have the right to do whatever you want?
Dude 2: because I'm Matt Allen!
Dude 2: because I'm Matt Allen!
by Brutus the toothless May 3, 2020
Get the Matt allenmug. by Ami Magee May 25, 2022
Get the Dirty Allenmug. The most sexiest man ever that you will meet. He is one of the funniest guys with a dirty mind. You will love him but only as a friend. He can never get a girlfriend no matter how hard he tries.
by TheBlueBear November 12, 2019
Get the Luke allenmug.