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don't shit where you eat

This phrase means "do not have romantic relationships with any co-workers." Basically, you don't want to make yourself uncomfortable (by potentially having a romantic relationship get ugly, or "shitting") at the place where you work ("where you eat").
Dude #1: "damn a really hot blonde just started working at my company. i'm gonna ask her out"
Dude #2: "dude, haven't you heard the saying: Don't shit where you eat?"
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do you know where you arsehole

shortened form of "Do you know where you are, arsehole?"
Just walk up to someone who appears confused and ask, "Do you know where you arsehole?"

Don't dig where there's no oil 

'Ah mate i really like that girl but she just wont talk to me'. ' mate.. don't dig where there's no oil'.

daddy pig, where art thou? 

The act where Daddy Pig goes missing and you don’t know where that silly man could have gone!
Peppa: OH DADDY PIG!? daddy pig, where art thou?

Don't shit where you sleep 

Don't mess things up where you live or work
My friend was acting ungrateful to his roommate and I said don't shit where you sleep dude

We are where we are 

Commonly used in the business world, meaning "We are in the shit, but suck it up"
Co-worker: We need to deliver this, despite being two weeks and $2,000 overbudget?

Boss: Well, we are where we are...

shitting where we eat 

A common phrase that has been expanded to refer to humankind who continues to destroy the earth, thereby figuratively shitting on where we eat and live.
We need to awaken ourselves to the individual consequences of our daily actions and stop ourselves from making the easy choices; let’s stop shitting where we eat!