turtle-eenie-weenie

An extravagant method of describing something so cute and minute that it forces the exclaimer to explain it in absolute nonsensical reptilian terms.

oh my goodness this babies toes are so turtle-eenie-weenies

by vapegodalbert April 22, 2022

pop a wheelie

where a dude takes his dick and hits a girl mouth and puts it inside her mouth.. takes it out with spit all over it and swings it around like a helicopter

can i pop a wheelie on you?

by bigolwanker_shelikesit March 4, 2024

pull a wheelie

Being so late somewhere walkable distance that you have to drive.

"I was running so late to class, I had to pull a wheelie to get here on time"

by xoxo22HOTTT April 15, 2024

Hotter than a Hooker at a Weenie Roast

analogous to a prostitutes libido juxtaposed to a BBQ grill loaded with hot dogs.

Dang, it's hotter than a hooker at a weenie roast out here!

by Junior Jelly Giant June 13, 2018