wedgie bloomers

Lady pants which are so tight they seem to be half lost up the wazoo.

Betty's wedgie bloomers are lashing her camel toe. Somebody call an ambulance.

by Moby Doug April 24, 2010

Wedgie Wednesday

It's Wednesday a perfect day for wedgies

It's wedgie Wednesday..... time for a wedgie

by Cm2255653 January 6, 2025

Wedgy burner

A really itchy arse usually caused from a really rotten ejection of fecal matter from the cack hole

Oh man I've got a real wedgy burner

by Mon nom de plume est Satre August 26, 2016

wedgie fund

What a Hedge Fund turns into when the stocks theyve shorted get squeezed, forcing them to buy the stock back at much higher prices, often losing the billions and more they took from people by shorting the stock in the first place

Damn man.....that Hedge Fund that shorted that stock turned into a Wedgie Fund when they were forced to cover their shares they sold short. The Hedge Fund manager must feel like he's got a massive wedgie up his ass crack.

by Nuttin but reality January 27, 2021

Toilet paper wedgie

A butt with toilet paper wedged in the crack. It looks like 'kleenex' or tissue paper stuck in a box to blow your nose. Kleenex, Puffs, tissue paper, toilet paper, heavy duty booty, butt crack attack, wedgie, wipe your butt, butt, poop, booty, bum, butt crack, take a dump

I was in a hurry to get back to class and wiped my butt several times really fast. I think I got a toilet paper wedgie.

by joecoolthefool September 6, 2016

Titanic wedgie

This is when all of you clothes are ripped off or wedgie off leaving you butt naked

My friend said that my titanic wedgies are the longest wedgies because I have a hard time ripping clothes that aren’t underwear

by The thinker maker February 26, 2023

Ghost wedgie

When it feels like you have a wedgie but do not.

Omg i got a ghost wedgie and its so annoying, im not even wearing underwear.

by AmlyknoOtha April 8, 2021