The Wedgie Flop

Legend has It that Devon "Poopy Do" Josephs brethren forced him to jump off a high platform at the pool. Devon "Poopy Do" Joseph was scared but he made the plunge, he landed on his buttocks. His swimming trunks went so far up his anus that they had to go to a medical professional to get it removed. "They" called it "The Wedgie Flop"

"When I was eight, my brothers dared me to jump off the high-dive platform at the pool. I was scared, but I jumped. I wasn't gonna let them call me chicken. I landed on my butt. Sounds better than a belly flop, right? Wrong. My trunks went so far up my butt, I had to go to the hospital and get them removed. They invented a new word for what I did. The wedgie flop. I've been afraid of water ever since."

-Devon "Poopy Do" Joseph, Talking About His Fear of Water

by vuller September 11, 2024

Wedgie Wednesday

It's Wednesday the day to give someone a wedgie

It's wedgie Wednesday...... wedgie time

by Cm2255653 January 6, 2025

Wedgie Wednesday

It's Wednesday a perfect day for wedgies

It's wedgie Wednesday..... time for a wedgie

by Cm2255653 January 6, 2025

Don’t wedgie over it.

A phrase referring to situations in which a person may become irritated or upset, in much the same way that a person may become agitated or distressed by a sudden unexpected wedgie. This phrase is used to assuage vexation and prevent an unnecessarily harsh reaction to an irritating stimulus.

When Janet became increasingly annoyed about circumstances beyond her control, her friend wisely advised, “Don’t wedgie over it.”

by LES94 June 22, 2025

Willy wedgie

1. A man wearing panties
2. When a dude gets a cameltoe

Example 1: man A- "You seen that guy over there?" Man B- " the gay guy?" Man A- "yeah hes a serious willy wedgie"
Example 2: hey man I've got a serious willy wedgie right now, can you wait up while I pull this out?

by 《<ChewiGraff>》 August 20, 2025

Siberian Wedgie

When you give someone a wedgie while they are wearing a G-string, and they start to defecate, the poop that comes out will be cut in two by the G-string.

"Hey bro is it okay if i give you a Siberian wedgie later?"

by Gay_faggot_swag25 February 13, 2025

Nuclear wedgie

A wedgie where the victim is put in a jock lock, then a pole is inserted through the leg holes, the pole is spung in order to twist the panties. legs are spread. Might be the most painful wedgie in the world.

"yeah, Ivy was being a brat to her dom so they put her in a Nuclear wedgie.

by Divinity Sai March 31, 2025