walking wank

A walking wank is for the bored gentleman who is in favour of getting naked in ones home and choosing to masturbate whilst travelling from one room to another.

This is an activity which is not always understood, but however seems to be attracting attention from various specialist websites.

Its not known how many men take part in this but it is suspected that it is in the high numbers. it is a solo activity that is usually done in the absence of a partner who, for example, is away from home or at work etc...
It is reported to give the gentleman a great sense of freedom without having to go the whole way towards perversion and lewd sexual acts...

it is unknown whether this is a gateway practise that may lead to a more serious deviant behaviour which is known as a WWW (walking Window Wank)

"great, she's away, time to stick on the nina simone tunes and have a walking wank"

or

" i just walked in on him naked and prancing about laughing, he told me he was feeling great and enjoying a walking wank"

by the anaconda October 18, 2010

Walking gloves

Pockets.

Jane: Going out for a Sunday walk? Lucas: Indeed, just as soon as I slip my flesh forks into these fleece-lined walking gloves!

by Extremelybland December 17, 2008

Walk of shame

1. When you slept with a guy in his family's house only to wake up in the morning having to take the walk of shame for having banged and slept with their beloved family member.

2. When you wake up in a guy's bed to his parents barging into the room, livid and yelling the mother escorts you out the house as you are half dressed and full of shame.

Cara: "so me and joey snuck into his parents house to have sex, in the middle of the night. After we fell asleep by accident and woke up in the morning naked under the sheets to the entire family watching me in disgust. I had to take the walk of shame} past his whole family feeling like a slut till I uber'd home.

by Homebodie August 29, 2017

Gawk Walk

A stroll with the specific purpose of looking at other people. Specifically, a walk around a campground to look at other campers, campsites, and camping gear

Let's take a glass of wine and go for a gawk walk before doing the dishes.

by RoadmanFC June 19, 2017

walk-in closet

A closeted married man who hosts young men when his wife is out shopping

I went over to this guys house and he was a total walk-in closet. His wife came back with shopping bags right as we were finishing up.

by killfukmary October 10, 2014

walking advertisement

Another, more prosaic term for fanboy. Also a clinically documented disease or syndrome, whose symptoms include excessively trying to get friends/family/strangers to partake in a product, espousing the many wonders of said product, and turning into a hell-spawned daemon when someone says that aforementioned product is shit.

Person: You should play FoRtNiTe

Me: Stop being such a walking advertisement.

by x3y October 18, 2019

A Figure Walks

It's a quick trip to the ice house
A quick trip to the ice house X 3
A figure walks behind you
A shadow walks behind you
A figure walks behind you
A shadow walks behind you
You X 7
A figure walks behind you
A shadow walks behind you
A figure walks behind you
A shadow walks behind you
You X 3
And now tales of horror
Which father told me
They never scared me

But they're always in the blind
You cannot see
That figure behind you
Behind you x 2
You x 2
That figure kept on walking
Behind you
There's a man on my trail X 4
He's also behind you
Behind you X 4
That figure kept on walking X 4
Behind you X3
A figure walks 3

by Death Menace February 16, 2023