Walmart Man

The Coolest Mother Fucka in existence like the coolest i mean the coOOooOooOoOoOoOlest motha fucka

I want to have sex with Walmart Man

by Not Walmart Man November 12, 2021

Walmart Ass Nigga

A nigga that takes his Walmart job way to serious.
A nigga that eat, sleep, and breathe, Walmart.
A nigga that will live and die for Walmart.
A nigga that would sacrifice his kid to keep his job at Walmart.

Requirements:

(1) Atleast 5 years employment at Walmart to be a True “Walmart Ass Nigga” otherwise, you are a “Junior Walmart Ass Nigga”.
(2) Must have a receding hairline.
(3) Must be overweight or listed as obese in BMI

If you fit the description, you are a True “Walmart Ass Nigga”.

Yoo, he was mad as hell they didn’t change the shelf cap, this dude is a true Walmart Ass Nigga!

by TheWalmartAssNiggaDefiner May 28, 2024

Walmarting

asking someone to go in walmart to get something and leaving them. in order to get rid of them

Justin:damn nicole getting on my nerves

Tim:bruh why dont you just walmarting her

by timmy2turnt February 4, 2021

Walmarted

To purchase an item, use it, and then return it.

I walmarted a hammer so I could finish my project.

by sempd September 11, 2021