Hym "I didn't 'Go Woke!' You motherfuckers went woke! You're canceling the tranny and by extension fucking with my beer of choice. You tried to hoist me on my own petard because you thought you were clever. Meatball Ron is over there banning a show the might be a subsidiarity element of my thing. You went FULL woke overnight on Oct 8th. I'm not the fucking woke one here. You politics idiot have literally 1 move. Uno reverse all the way. You're just doing now the shit THEY were doing UP UNTIL now. My consistency is unparalleled. You want and are trying to leverage my situation to get me to do Jordan's work-salesmen nonsense. And the situation itself is wrong (on it's face) under the auspices of your purported 'values.' You fucking charlatans. Each and every one of you."
by Hym Iam January 9, 2024
Get the Go Wokemug. "Woke" describes anyone who understands the following...
If a white person participates in a different culture, that's called cultural appropriation.
If a white person doesn't participate in a different culture, that's called non-inclusive.
If a white person moves into a neighborhood populated by minorities, that's called gentrification.
If a white person moves out of a neighborhood populated by minorities, it's called white flight.
If a white person pays attention to skin color, that's called racism.
If a white person doesn't pay attention to skin color, that's called ignoring racism.
Basically "woke" means understanding white people can't do anything good simply because they were born with white skin.
If a white person participates in a different culture, that's called cultural appropriation.
If a white person doesn't participate in a different culture, that's called non-inclusive.
If a white person moves into a neighborhood populated by minorities, that's called gentrification.
If a white person moves out of a neighborhood populated by minorities, it's called white flight.
If a white person pays attention to skin color, that's called racism.
If a white person doesn't pay attention to skin color, that's called ignoring racism.
Basically "woke" means understanding white people can't do anything good simply because they were born with white skin.
Yo, I'm woke enough to see that cracker ain't nothing. Black pride!
Y'all need to get woke! That white lady be sellin' pot stickers. That's cultural appropriation! we need to shut her business down!
Y'all need to get woke! That white lady be sellin' pot stickers. That's cultural appropriation! we need to shut her business down!
by lifestudent101 November 26, 2020
Get the wokemug. Where you have experienced a massive shift and you start questioning everything in life and all the people around you. Its like youve unlocked a whole new perspective of thinking and seeing things.
by quandale quantavious October 14, 2022
Get the Wokemug. red-pill for blue-pilled people
by hahapoopie4323 December 29, 2019
Get the wokemug. Washington DC is so woke, they no longer have a name for their NFL team... Even though the Indians, Braves, and Seminoles are just as racist.
by Good Bear June 6, 2021
Get the Wokemug. Someone who takes it upon themselves to be offended for other people, usually over things nobody asked them to care about, nobody elected them to speak on, and that the “offended” folks don’t even see as offensive. Still, they march on like it’s their sworn duty.
"Fat is the new thin", declared the woke person, not realising living over 40 is more important than fake feelings.
Woke people are like small children, everything is about who said it first, regardless of the validity or the content of the thing in question. If it was their idea, then it is noble and breaking free, if it was any hated group's idea then it is offensive and oppressive. The thing in question could literally be anything.
Woke people are like small children, everything is about who said it first, regardless of the validity or the content of the thing in question. If it was their idea, then it is noble and breaking free, if it was any hated group's idea then it is offensive and oppressive. The thing in question could literally be anything.
by Bobakka August 12, 2025
Get the wokemug. A term created by GOP leaders to evoke negative images in their half witted base so they become angry toward their neighbors. It's basically a horoscope of hate. Look at it long enough and you'll find something you despise.
Wokeness is a danger to your life and everything in it. Don't ask me what it actually means. I can only tell you that it's whatever you are afraid of and I'm against it. Vote for me!
by Tellithowitisfriend March 16, 2023
Get the Wokenessmug.