Vegan's Law

Vegan's Law states that as notes/replies on a post on a social network site grow and more heated (hi Tumblr), it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will make a mocking comparison to vegans, to which a vegan will almost inevitably crawl out of the woodwork to play holier-than-thou in relation to meat-eaters. When the latter occurs, the vegan guilty of invoking Vegan's Law has effectively forfeited their dignity.

Not to be confused with the game "Spot the Vegan". This essentially concerns the increasing likelihood of Spot the Vegan occurring.

My Tumblr dashboard is ridiculous, but it's funny sometimes since I'll often see posts about racism or sexism turn into "Spot the Vegan". It's great how these children love to invoke Vegan's Law.

by BullockDS April 16, 2015

Homo-vegan

Pronoun
- a homosexual who happens to be a vegan
- a homosexual raping a vegan

Hey Homo-vegan!

ugh.. you're such a homo-vegan!

by muahahahah123 June 19, 2011

vegan mafia

Militant vegans who will ostracize their vegan friends who stray from the fold.

"We'll keep our newfound love of cheese to ourselves. We wouldn't want the vegan mafia to find out"

by guacomole February 26, 2007

raw veganism

Where a person consumes of no product that is cooked.

Sushi rolls are my favorite raw vegan treat.

by Holly June 21, 2004

vegan in the sheets

this is not a fucking expression idc what you say

person 1: “i’m vegan in the streets and vegan in the sheets”

person 2: “see a therapist wtf”

by ur.so.wrong October 9, 2020

Tech-vegan

Someone who continually talks (brags) about the new piece of technology they bought and how it is superior to yours, even though you never asked them about it in the first place.

"That guy Adrian is such a tech-vegan, he's been talking about his computer for 25 minutes even though nobody asked him about it"

by AdrianLess August 9, 2017

Bike Vegan

Often classified as one who is in a CULT with other bike vegans. Most Bike Vegans are hairy, have braided hair, and are always reaking of a foul stench such as Body Odor, Bad Vegan Food, and nasty breath. They often do not shower as well. Also they are known for riding in lanes in the city streets often found aruging with drivers because they feel they own the road. Most of them are also democrats and all have the same political views. It is easily confusing to mistake one Bike Vegan with the other as they are members of a homogenious cult. Mostly seen on elevators in the city of office buildings with their annoying knapsack strapped around them, their sweaty hair and sweaty clothes giving off a horrible foul stench.

Bike Vegan

by Stuey G October 2, 2009