vanilla bean virgin

a virgin white girl who’s a wholesome bean but very ignorant about anything sexual. Sometimes also dumb as fuck but very sweet and well meaning.

It's a miracle you've been on the internet this long and don't even know what rule 34 is! You're such a vanilla bean virgin!

by W!tchB!tch201 December 31, 2022

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Vanilla ass cream

a pleasant smelling cream formula used for adults in whom frequently obtain a chapped or rashed anus, taint, and or gooch. This cream formula is rich with minerals to help restore natural skin surfaces and has a vanilla scent to block usual asshole odors. With its thick pasty texture, it has also been used to absorb and sanitize anal leakage.

e.g. Brad pitt: Honey, wheres my vanilla ass cream? Jolie: Oh, is ur butthole leaking again? Brad: No, my taint is chapped from watching that IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT marathon.

by sh@t:on:myself January 19, 2010

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Triple Vanilla Sex

A mysterious act or concept that nobody really knows about, but many claim they know how to do.

"Wanna know about Triple Vanilla Sex? Okay, take some vanilla ice cream, put all the weed inside, mix it all together, you take it, you get high, it's the craziest feeling ever."
"No, no, no, I know about Triple Vanilla Sex. It's when you're with your girl, and you take the Vanilla Ice Cream and you eat it all over each other."

by Cola37 August 11, 2015

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Vanilla Paint Job

A special type of body painting exercise during which a man covers a female in a vanilla colored fluid generally from the penis

McKay: That bitch's tan is so fake.

Nathan: Dude you best lighten it up for her then.

McKay: Good call, I'll give her a Vanilla Paint Job.

Nathan: She will be so thankful.

by m&ndoinwork December 01, 2009

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