The sperm of a unicorn has magical properties in which the "catcher" can start to read peoples' minds and even input thoughts into the minds of others; it can even go as far as reaching the person's dreams (inception-like symptoms)
Roommate 1: "Dude, what the hell is unicorn sperm doing in a baby food can in our refrigerator?"
Roommate 2: "No."
Roommate 2: "No."
by thrasher92 October 29, 2011
A citizen who is not wealthy or a business owner, but is so sure that one day they will be, they vote against fair labor and social services, while voting in favor of tax breaks for those wealthier than themselves.
Working class voters whose dreams have not met reality. A unicorn conservative lives in a Horatio Alger fantasy.
by Joeltron August 05, 2011
A unicorn that lives among the stars. Space unicorns have large, beautiful wings and long flowing hair, they come in many colors.
by St.George SK November 01, 2004
any substance that will bring you back to life even if you are an inch from death. ( the term death in this context is liberally used in reference to a hangover or other state of sickness or depravity). could be any thing from Loratabs and cocaine to Robitussin and liquor.
John: hey Bill your looking rough, and we have a long day, are you OK?
Bill: no man, rough night, i feel like dying
John: don't worry take a couple of these TABS and youll be good to go, its that unicorn blood i swear.
Bill: (gulp) man i feel great... where the broads at i need some shots... that unicorn blood has me on another level
Bill: no man, rough night, i feel like dying
John: don't worry take a couple of these TABS and youll be good to go, its that unicorn blood i swear.
Bill: (gulp) man i feel great... where the broads at i need some shots... that unicorn blood has me on another level
by pornstar850 February 04, 2010
A very rare species of unicorn, that can only found and riden by a person who has required the mystical candy canes.
The Magic Unicorns are known to have special powers that let them fly very fast, and have special healing powers, that let them heal their riders.
Magic Unicorns are also the only known cure for Nataliosis.
The Magic Unicorns are known to have special powers that let them fly very fast, and have special healing powers, that let them heal their riders.
Magic Unicorns are also the only known cure for Nataliosis.
by thesecretpersonthatrules January 08, 2009
When a male ejaculates in a condom enough times to completely fill it up and then freezes it, and uses it as a dildo whilst getting a blowjob from his boyfriend. This isn't specifically a male affair, it can be with lesbian females as well.
Male 1: Hey sexy
Male 2: Hey hot-stuff
Male 1: You still want to get a Vanilla Unicorn tonight?
Male 2: Hell yes, got the condom?
Male 1: Oh yeah
Male 2: Alright! See you at 8 baby
Male 2: Hey hot-stuff
Male 1: You still want to get a Vanilla Unicorn tonight?
Male 2: Hell yes, got the condom?
Male 1: Oh yeah
Male 2: Alright! See you at 8 baby
by Fucks sake are there no pseudo May 31, 2014
A horrible disease that makes girls ( sometimes gays) among the ages 13-17 become inlove with unicorns. some signs of unicorn disease may be buying unicorn toys, stuffed unicorns, neighing, and wearing lots of glitter. Unicorn disease might also be referred to as Unicorn syndrome.
by unicorndiseaseisnotacoolthing December 30, 2010