The Ultimate Betrayal

When you dog drinks your Shirley temple as you go to get him/her a treat from the kitchen.

I can't Believe Aspen drank my Shirley temple as I was going to get him a Beggin Strip, that's the Ultimate Betrayal!

by TheLoaners October 17, 2023

boo boo the ultimate fool

Said of one who looks/is stupid or feels dumb.

i don't think i would ever meet someone who take the place of boo boo the ultimate fool like @blazedflatline

by alongsidejustin July 4, 2018

Ultimate Crunch wrap supreme

When you suck the crusty cum out of the (at least) five day old condom, like a fat kid slurps on a taco bell hot sauce packet.
The longer you wait the crunchier that willy wrap will be of course.

Bro I was so down bad for her that two weeks after the hookup I grabbed the glow-in-the-dark condom from the trash and had an ultimate crunch wrap supreme.

by Stump Wizard October 30, 2024

Ultimate blinker

When your friend has a vape and you blow in the back while he’s holding his breath (it fills his lungs)

Holy shit bro that Ultimate blinker (UB) was fucking crazzyyyy

by rumer grove February 10, 2024

ultimate stretch

typically a long cheese pull, or anything in general that can stretch.

bob: *does the ultimate stretch*
john: ULTIMATE STRETCH!!!!!!

by kornball May 14, 2025

Ultimate Alpha

Someone who goes to MeekDonnel with his friends at 3am.

lesgo meekdonnel for ultimate alpha status, jamooi

by Jamooi April 9, 2019

ultimate customer experience

When a company or organization provides customer service that exceeds all expectations and you walk away feeling like a pretty princess. Abbreviated as UCE.

I just went to the scooter shop and had the ultimate customer experience.

by babouarcher June 30, 2017