Ugly joke

That was not funny. Not amused. Not a laugh. Not a chuckle. Not a Haha or even a hehe. That was not funny at all. I would be embarrassed if i were you. You need a tutor on comedy and on humor cuz this just aint it. It was terrible. It was horrible. It was NOT funny.

Our neighbors always tells some ugly joke.

I hear ugly jokes everywhere!

by Kskahsjajakskska May 31, 2021

Lagged ugly

When your game, PC, phone lagged so much that it's annoying but you want to swear politely.

Person 1: Bro my toaster lagged ugly
Person 2: What

by SirGeoji September 11, 2018

Bumping the uglies

It’s a synonym for sexual Intercourse being that the uglies are a male and female genitals (private area) and bumping together

Are you bumping the uglies with latia

by Ugh sirusly December 16, 2019

Ugly Card

When you pull the “ugly card” you make a girl feel sorry for you with the intent of hooking up with her because you never really had a chance in the first place.

“Dude yesterday I pulled the ugly card on Maya”
“And how’d it go?”
“She hooked up with me just because I’ve never hooked up with anyone.”

by IFuckPenguins June 7, 2020

Ugly bucket

When the algorithm controlling a dating app decides you are unattractive and serves up an equally unattractive array of potential dating partners.

Ohhh shit, Tinder’s put me in the ugly bucket. I’m going to have to re-download it and start again.

by Odjuns May 5, 2018

ugly cuck

mexican racial slur

that FUCKING sombrero head is an ugly cuck

by bnjmnmrsh February 24, 2018

holographic ugly

When a person is good looking from the side, but you look straight on and its a train wreck

I saw her walk by and she looked really hot, but then she looked at right at me, I puked, and it turns out she was holographic ugly.

by DriveFast August 7, 2012