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two weeks

When you're out with your friends and you see a really obese girl/woman nearby, instead of saying to your friends “look at the size of that fat ass over there” which isn’t exactly subtle, you say “Two Weeks” and look in the direction of the target fat ass.

If they’re much larger than your average ‘two weeker’ you start with “two weeks” and then someone else might say “four weeks” and this repeats until you get to a period of time you all agree on.

“Two weeks” comes from the film ‘Total Recall’ In the film Douglas Quaid played by Arnold Schwarzenegger returns to Mars inside a robot fat woman suit. Arriving on Mars the robot woman’s head malfunctions and starts repeating the phrase “Two Weeks” before exploding.
“Check out two weeks over there

More like six weeks”

“No way, that’s four months
by Mr Hauser December 12, 2008
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two of spades

A double slap of the male genitalia forming the shapes of spades on each cheek.
Sally said "Oh my god, you gave me my first two of spades, I've always wanted to get a card tattoo!".
by Mr. Hester May 17, 2007
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Two Bob

An insult, basically a polite way of calling a person a cunt. Referred to in The Libertines song "What a Waster".
To give it a continental feel can be translated in German to 'Zwei Mark'.
"Oi get 'ere you Two Bob!"
by butterflyunderaglass January 8, 2006
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Two Player

The act of two individuals having hard core sex, no matter the position usually being extremely pleasurable.
Damn bro, me and Scralett played Two Player last night on top of the roof and I had her ass shaking fr
by KNG RCK July 31, 2019
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Low Two

Two butt cheeks intentionally smacking into another set of butt cheeks. Usually celebratory, like a high five. But instead of a high five it is a low two.

To initiate a low two for the first time or any time, simply declare, "low two!" Once you turn your backside towards your friend, they will understand the premise and clash cheeks with you.
After winning a point in spike ball, the two teammates celebrated with a low two.
by yaboidaniez September 20, 2020
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the dirty two

Verb; simultaneous boob honking and blowjob.
by MandM Productions November 20, 2019
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Two tokens

A phrase meaning, quite simply, "I'm better than you."

Origins: The possesion of a Fergie Fuck Token that somone else has given up.
"You know what? I'm too cool for this. Two tokens, bitch."
by MitchellDick April 7, 2008
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