Alabama Twinkie

A sexual power-move akin to that of the Alabama Hot Pocket with the twist of the fecal receptacle being the penis instead of the vagina. TL;DR Shitting in a man's pee-hole.

My friend made his wife an Alabama Hot Pocket. She returned the favor by giving him an Alabama Twinkie for dessert.

by TwerkingPandaMonkey April 16, 2021

douche twinkie

Any Male who is considered an ass hole, bastard, little bitch, or just a flat out douche bag only bigger.

I really can't stand John. He is a real douche Twinkie.

by thedopefairy November 24, 2014

douche twinkie

Any Male who is considered an ass hole, bastard, little bitch, or just a flat out douche bag only bigger.

I really can't stand John. He is a real douche Twinkie.

by thedopefairy November 24, 2014

Twinkie Fluid

Any sort of moisture that an effervescent person or other animal may release.

I would dance with him but he has a lot of twinkie fluid going on.

by supercakewondereight January 11, 2018

kinky twinky

A gay guy who is especially kinky

That guy over there, guess what he’s into bdsm! He is a real kinky twinky

by wat is da dog doin February 20, 2023