gerth turtle

When your getting head and your penis gets bit so it shrivels up like a turtle going into its shell.

She gave me a Gerth turtle

by Gerth turtle June 8, 2016

Pork turtle

It’s a turtle with wings and a hotdog as a neck. They fly and appear when you’re high.

Bro I smoked so much I can see pork turtles.

by Aadoog January 31, 2023

Turtle Flipper

The art of inserting four knuckles into your father's anus and grabbing ahold of your thumb to work it back and forth in return directly for cannabis or money to buy cannabis

I couldnt afford any weed so i gave dad a turtle flipper.

by Turtleflippa3000 March 30, 2017

bert the turtle

A turtle used in the '50s to promote "Duck and Cover" in the case of an atomic bomb exploded. You can watch the video on you tube.

Tert The Burtle said, "Cuck and Dover" --- er, i mean, Bert the Turtle... same differemce

by Mr. Stinkypride February 2, 2017

tits on a turtle

Someone who is basically useless

She is basically tits on a turtle

by Curly March 22, 2017

tempting the turtle

the act of subtly exciting oneself, by discreetly flicking the end ones knob, often in public.

1.Ethan. "dude it looks like that guy is playing with himself under the table".
Chris. "yea hes totally tempting the turtle".

2.Mitch. "oh my god I'm so board, i totally feel like tempting the turtle.

by spongecarrotsaysmoo December 6, 2009

period turtle

Someone you don't like at all, for no apparent reason.

Look at that random person across the street. Gosh, I hate him. He's such a period turtle.

by Sir Walter Postofficeism February 24, 2014