reverb-a-turd

When you flush your poopies dwon the toilet and one little poopy pops back up.

Look at that little poopy that came back up after I flushed, I caused a reverb-a-turd

by Jeff Moritz April 4, 2006

turd burglar

In Quebec, the thief who follows the first burglar and the second burglar.

We arrested de first two burglars, but de turd burglar got away.

by Saddam Hussein May 9, 2003

vagina turd

baby, as in the life form produced from the act of sex

she spent 18 hours in the delivery room pushing out that vagina turd

by anonomous July 18, 2004

tridoub

(tri'dub) - Short for "World Wide Web" or "WWW." It combindes the words "triple" and "w" (double-u). Alternative spelling: tridub.

Dude! Check out my new web page at tridoub dot sweet hyphen ass hyphen web hyphen page dot biz.

by johnhenrymuller May 17, 2006

Turd-douche

A nickname given to one with characteristics pertaining to immense social annoyance, homosexuality, and overall negative energy that is also hereditary.

When asked a simple question, turd-douche will reply with a complex answer that is incorrect through common sense. Ultimately leading the conversation in an unnecessary direction. Such as a subjects already covered.

The Turd-douche insisted on informing everyone that he learned "Smoke On the Water" on his alto-saxophone. Repeating the phrase in a high, nasally voice, managing to piss everyone off in record time.

by werny13 June 4, 2009

turd collector

A person who spends his free time collecting other peoples turds. Doing so, this usually causes great annoyance to others.

This guy is such a turd collector.

by lobsterroll13 October 19, 2010

Turd Degree Burn

(N) When you are taking a particularly steamy/warm poop, and it burns your butt hole when it comes out. Stems from the phrase, "Third degree burn"

Todd: "Dude, that shit burnt coming out. It did not feel good"
Phil: "Sounds like you got a turd degree burn. You might need some cream for that."

by Dantione the great February 20, 2017