Tristan Valdez

The. Hottest. Man. On. The. Earth. He also is the icon for men in skirts along with Harry Styles. Because period.

"My boyfriend is Tristan Valdez."

by Gaby and Malia December 29, 2020

Tristan

A turtle who eats a lot of tacos

Look there is the Tristan talking to the bald man with the tacos

by Snow-no November 26, 2018

Tristan

Tristan Is attracted to men in any way shape or form and loves to cause trouble

Tristan is very bad

by Mitch russell July 14, 2020

Tristan stead

a ninja with a lot of money

"wow did u see that guy"
"he must be a Tristan stead "

by bikkie21 October 25, 2023

Tristan

The type of guy to pack ben yedder 97 pug of a 81+ pack he Aldo has a micro penis and no friends

Tristan packed 97 ben yedder

by Tristan is a faggot June 4, 2020

Tristan Tax

if you have 10000000000000$ the Tristan will come to your house and eat your meat

"watch out for the Tristan tax!"

by RigBone37 November 30, 2023

Tristan

Tristan is a new guy in my school who gives me butterflies when i look at him even though he has a mask on All the time because of covid19. He is popular but quiet I wish he talked more . He has nice coloured skin and looks to be hispanic . I haven't even talked to him but I already think about him , he's new but he has been here since 4months? . He probably won't ever read this but he is very handsome. The girls are all over him for the first week but now the low-key girls like him and he doesn't know but 75% of the girls fantasise about him so i feel stupid liking him .Tristan has brown hair and it is curly and nice , he doesn't even know my name but from a distance I look at him and his eyes are very noticeable as they are a very nice colour. Idk if his name is Tristan or tristen ... i think it's the first one

Girl 1 : that new guy is cute

Girl 2 :yeah he is

Girl 1: I heard he is called Tristan

Girl 2: ok

by @Milf/dilf.com.org July 30, 2021