Pork morning

When you wake up in the morning and all you crave is a big penis

David: What's up Pete?
Pete: Man I really want a big penis.
David: Then you must be having a pork morning.

by D'Arcy 69 April 7, 2017

Morning English

The words you use in the morning while talking to strangers in gas stations, breakfast shops and coffee houses. While in your head, makes perfect sense. Audibly, It consists of various Broken English babble that makes no sense to anyone unless it is used in conjunction with hand signals.

Dude, your Morning English was so bad I thought you were speaking Alien.

by TheBigE_843 March 7, 2015

The Morning Deciscion

Waking up with morning wood when you realized its been a long time since you have masturbated. Wondering if you can make it through the day, you have to make a deciscion weather to stay home all day and jerk, or go to work and hide your boner in your waistband.

Jack: Dude, I can't keep hiding this stiffy! Our receptionists tits are just so nice!

Vito: Man I told you you should have made The Morning Deciscion!

by SallyMallyHally June 7, 2011

morning chorus

Term to describe the early morning bird songs.

The campers awoke by the birds' morning chorus.

by birdie birdwatcher March 28, 2010

morning bean

A daily newsletter based in and focusing on positive South Africa news stories.

Unlike you, I'm not depressed because instead of traditional media, I read Morning Bean.

by Lacracka2000 November 5, 2022

Morning Meat

When you wake up with a boner

Wow this morning I woke up with a morning meat

by Tad Stenson July 2, 2016

morning snoring

When you wake up in the morning, before your partner in bed has woken up, you hear him still snoring as you get out of bed.

Always morning snoring to start the day!

by Ereck Flowers November 14, 2018